*Visits absolutely everywhere you are!

I posted this on a famous German Comedian’s twitter feed

as a response :

and he thought:

and then this:

I was first in the door as it were!

It was brilliant!!

Light bulbs flashing !!!

and that got my mind racing, zooming in fact:

so

the zoom ==>>

around ⊕ the ⊗

country Δ tour

to cheer everyone up!

What I’m hoping is for comedians to host a zoom event and record it.  I’d like it to feel like a night out where the audience laughing can be heard but not seen (as they should be like children should be seen but not heard sort of thing) so they enjoy it without the worry of their backdrop being rated on comparethebackdrop.com

This can be done I asked zoom :

Can you host a meeting so you can hear attendees but not see even a blank screen of them? So you as host are the video with their reactions audible in the background?

Yes, you can turn off all cameras for everyone in the meeting by unchecking allow participants to start video, or you can host a webinar where all the attendees will be able to only see and hear you!

Also this means that if you record it then it will be good for television too – which is the idea.  People need new topical comedy to keep them going.  Those is the business need work.  If this does generate funds can you be generous on my Water to Deserts, to Green the Dry gofundme, link on the post and page here so I can cure the planet, an injection of water is required for this, and I need an injection of cash to develop this idea.  I will post free to copy ideas for the poor but need to ensure exploiters cannot exploit first through patent control.   As you can see the second post on this site proposes an idea that could get creatives paid for their work online – my original thinking for Web t.v. which I released in 1997 it was copied but not entirely as I meant it to be – we would be ad-free now with it.  You or We could do ultra mini not always funny zoom events with very few people to come to terms with the technology so when you present your funny stuff you don’t have stress of this at the back of your mind only a confident joy to behold for all to see.

I’m looking forward to some Smileyvision from you

We could all do with it now

So to quote Henning you had better “Crack On!”

because that’s what Hens Do!

p.s. He will have the answer to what came first!

(insert suitable picture here when you find one)